Do Beer, Bars, and Babies Mix?

January 15th, 2010

I certainly enjoy a good rant from time to time. OK, all the time. And when a rant involves beer and babies, well, I’m all over that.

No matter what breeders might think, bars are not family-friendly. If I am out drinking and sobbing about a bad breakup, I don’t want my cries to compete with those of an infant sitting next to me. If I go to the bathroom to correct my wayward mascara at the end of a long weekend night, I don’t want to watch a baby being wiped down on the soggy sink counter.

Nor do I want to be scolded by parents like the ones at the Gate, a favorite bar, where friends have witnessed a few mothers with toddlers actually wagging their fingers when young people cursed too loudly or got a little sloppy, while conveniently overlooking the fact that alcohol, blaring punk rock and drunken partiers are not pediatrician-approved.

I really haven’t noticed too many children hanging out at bars around Helena, though many of the bars we frequent definitely are not family-friendly. But we will often see a toddler or more strolling about the local brewery. I guess I’ve never had any strong qualms about it, but I can see how this would be annoying at a more jovial bar where you’re just as likely to hear f-bombs dropped by the jukebox as are you are likely to hear them exploding from patrons’ mouths.

What do you guys think? Are bars a no-go for babies? Does this place drinking as a family activity? Is it a bad influence for children?

New York Times City Room Blog — Complaint Box: Baby Barflies

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Beer Cupcakes? Yes, Please.

January 8th, 2010

If beer ice cream wasn’t the thing for you, maybe combining beer with another wonderful dessert item will be right up your alley. Now you can get cupcakes made from your favorite beer from a bakery named (cacao).

Here’s one for the guys…

Chocolate (Newcastle) Ale: My classic chocolate cake recipe spiked with a rich ale (Newcastle) to make the menliest of men swoon. Topped with rich and creamy chocolate frosting (ask for a different flavor if you like).

Chocolate (Guinness) Stout: My classic chocolate cake recipe spiked with a rich Stout (Guinness to be exact) to make the menliest of men swoon. Topped with rich and creamy chocolate frosting (ask for a cream cheese as another great option!).

Orangey (Blue Moon): My classic white cake recipe spiked with Blue Moon Beer and a hint of fresh Orange juice to make the menliest of men swoon. Topped with rich and creamy hint-of-orange blue frosting (ask for a cream cheese as another great option!).

Serve them up for Sunday Dinners or Monday Night Football.

If you have a favorite beer you’d like in your cupcake, just ask! I’d be happy to perfect it for you!

This is really intriguing, and we might have to give this a try. It only costs $28.00 to get 12 cupcakes, shipping included. You can buy them here. Any thoughts on what beer would make the perfect cupcake? If we like your idea, we’ll try it, and you’ll get some kind of prize/reward. We’ll make it worth it; trust us. Leave your best suggestions in the comments. Good luck!

NBC New York — And Now This: Beer Cupcakes

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Beer Review: Local 2

January 8th, 2010

Brooklyn Brewery in Brooklyn, NY

After a nice run-in with the Brooklyn Brewery and its Black Chocolate Stout, I was more than ready to jump back aboard the Brooklyn Brewery roller coaster. And when I was given the opportunity to taste one of Brooklyn’s more unique and special beers, Local 2, I was even giddier. The only thing incomplete from having Local 2 was that we really wish we could have had a bottle of Local 1 to compliment our drinking. But sometimes the chips don’t fall your way, and, let’s face it, we’re kind of spoiled. So Local 2 would have to do. But with the champagne bottle design with a great cork (one thing I love about wine: the unique cork designs), this baby was more than enough of an invitation to drink, and when we popped the top on the Local 2, we could already tell we were in for a real treat. It felt like New Year’s Eve all over again.

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Beer Review: Black Chocolate Stout

January 7th, 2010

Brooklyn Brewery in Brooklyn, NY

So I’d dabbled around with some thick stouts, some worldly stouts, and some odd stouts in Michigan. But occasionally, I’m in the mood for a more dessert-based stout, and when I saw the Double Chocolate Stout from Brooklyn Brewery on the menu, I couldn’t pass it up. But, as with any beer (I feel like I’m saying this a lot these days), a fine chocolate stout is hard to make correctly. I’ve had some absolute clunkers throughout the years, as has been the case with blueberry stouts and cherry stouts and vanilla stouts. No one can seem to really hammer down the flavor balance between stout and bowl of ice cream. The first chocolate stout I tried was the Young’s Double Chocolate Stout. At the time, I thought it was delicious and creamy and had a great sweet balance to it. But it wasn’t really a stout; it was a melted and then chilled candy bar. These days, I want a beer with strong booze, thick malt, and heavier emphasis on chocolate if I’m going for a double chocolate stout. Given Brooklyn Brewery’s hype and track record, it was worth a go, and I hoped they’d make a skeptic a believer.

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Cuvée Series Two

January 6th, 2010

Southern Tier Brewing Company in Lakewood, NY

Happy new year, readers! I brought mine in with a bang, good company, and a nice bottle of beer down in Idaho. Southern Tier Brewing Company makes a Cuvée line of beers. The series consists of three iterations of the same beer. They are all aged in oak bourbon barrels with the second in the series being aged a few months longer than the first, and finally the first two are blended together to make the third and final release in the series. The best thing about this beer was the balance. The brewers have really figured out how to make a nice batch of beer with a good sweet/bitter balance and don’t forget the booze, either (11% ABV). Usually when drinking a beer this strong, it is either dominated by sweet flavors–a result of needing the sugars to get the alcohol content up–by just the boozy flavor.

The Cuvée Series Two is the most balanced high octane beer I think I’ve ever had. Pouring a toasted ruby walnut color, it emitted a sweet and boozy aroma with hints of roasted barley, vanilla, and espresso. It was a very thick, creamy beer that blanketed the mouth. The flavor was really the best part of this beer. It started off with a roasted caramel sweetness and booze that was well balanced with augmenting bitterness and finally finished with a bourbon aftertaste that lingered for just long enough to warm the tongue. Some of the drinkers mentioned they tasted hints of nutritional yeast, although my favorite description was from Matt Robbins, who described it as a “bitter bowl of Grapenuts and half and half.”

I found the Cuvée Series Two to be a delightful little treat of a beer. I would say the 22 oz. bottle would be great for 3-4 people to split. I’m not sure what this beer costs because I got it as a gift, but I imagine it is more on the expensive end judging from the packaging: a bottle inside a box with tasting notes and such on it. A few friends and this beer made for a delightful start to a new year!

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Big Beer. And I mean BIG beer.

December 16th, 2009

bigbeercanSo if New Braunfels, TX doesn’t come through with their huge beer stein, we’ll always have the enormous beer cans in Rochester, NY.

For the first time ever, three 35,862,784 ounce tanks that stand about three stories high carry the look of The Genesee Brewery‘s flagship beers: Genesee, Genny Light and Genesee Cream Ale. Vinyl graphics that stretch 55 feet wide by 43 feet high now cover the tanks, making them look like oversized cans of beer. Located outside of the brewery, each tank stores the equivalent of approximately 124,523 cases of beer. People can clearly view them from outside the brewery’s main offices.

Kind of gives new meaning to the term “big beers,” doesn’t it? Hangover from Hell also comes to mind when looking at those…

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Trend Watch: So You Think You Can Start a Brewery?

December 8th, 2009

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So maybe it was Optimism Day at BarBEERians, but this New York Times article may put in dent in your good mood, if you’re ever looking to start your own, large-scale brewing operation, that is. The article’s a few weeks old, but it discusses the rigors of starting your own brewery in these trying economic times. Using Sixpoint Craft Ales in Brooklyn as the article’s jumping point, J. Alex Tarquinio finds that creativity and originality in brewing beer is the key to weathering the storm.

“We are not going to pursue the traditional brewery path,” said Mr. Welch [owner of Sixpoint Craft Ales], who grew up in Milwaukee, a city steeped in beer-making history. “It doesn’t make sense to ship it halfway around the world. That is an antiquated business model.”

The economics of the beer business can be daunting. Microbreweries need to sell thousands of barrels of beer a year before turning a profit. Until they do so, small business loans can be hard to get. And ingredients like hops have gotten pricey.

Not surprisingly, the article also shows that microbreweries have taken a slight hit with the economic downturn.

Paul Gatza, the director of the Brewers Association, said that the pace of new microbrewery openings had slowed this year with the recession. Last year, 56 microbreweries were opened, and 10 closed. Three of those that closed had opened in 2008. This year, the association has tracked 25 microbrewery openings and five closings.

Even among America’s craft brewers — as aficionados call the independent breweries — some have grown into larger operations. The Brewers Association reclassifies microbreweries that exceed 15,000 barrels of production a year as regional breweries. In this way, nine microbreweries became regional breweries last year.

sixpointcloseEven so, that was still a positive number in the number of breweries going into operation in America. However, what will be interesting to watch is if we ever hit a plateau in terms of beer makers. Looking at the number of wineries that exist in California alone, I find it hard to believe that microbreweries are even close to skimming the ceiling in terms of market saturation. Of course the economic slide will limit the number of new openings, but it’s encouraging that we’re not losing breweries as quickly as we gain them. However, if you are looking to start your own big-time brewing center, you might want to think twice.

Kathleen and Mike Dewey founded Mt. Carmel Brewing four years ago. Ms. Dewey manages the office and distribution, while her husband is in charge of production. They started the business with a $10,000 family loan, which they supplemented with credit cards while they got their brewery off the ground. At one time they had roughly $40,000 billed to credit cards, all of it for business-related expenses. But they have paid off those cards.

carmelgrowlerMs. Dewey said that anyone who wanted to start a microbrewery should either have a substantial sum of money to begin with — or a great deal of patience. “It can be very dreamy thinking about starting your own microbrewery,” she said. “But unless you have several million dollars, be prepared for a lot of hard work.”

So who’s in the mood for donating a small sum of a few million dollars so we can start the BarBEERians Brewing Co.? You know we’d make great beer!

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If Sinking Islands and Drowning Polar Bears Didn’t Convince You…

December 8th, 2009

globalwarmingbeer…now there’s a study showing that hops are being compromised. By global warming!

Climatologist Martin Mozny of the Czech Hydrometeorological Institute and colleagues say that the quality of Saaz hops – the delicate variety used to make pilsner lager – has been decreasing in recent years. They say the culprit is climate change in the form of increased air temperature.

Mozny’s team used a high-resolution dataset of weather patterns, crop yield and hop quality to estimate the impact of climate change on Saaz hops in the Czech Republic between 1954 and 2006.

We all remember the dreaded hop shortage from 2007, and that wasn’t pretty. But now we may have some indication as to what caused that shortage. And it’s also proof that global warming is definitely happening!

Well, maybe. These kinds of studies are always interesting, and it does show some correlation, but it doesn’t show any causation. There are way too many variables to completely connect this to global warming, but it’s something to at least think about, especially if these type of studies are repeated in different areas of the world.

Mozny notes in the article that this type of decrease in hop quality is being seen in Germany and Slovakia as well. I haven’t heard anything about this change happening in America yet, but we’ll surely be following this trend. And if you’re feeling a little down about raising the earth’s temperature, thus compromising the hops that let us enjoy a Friday night, maybe consider drinking some beer from these breweries that place the importance of the environment next to the importance of their beer:

brookBrooklyn Brewery in Brooklyn, NY: You’d think a big city brewery in a bustling metropolis would place production and cost-efficiency well above environmental protection. Not so. The Brooklyn Brewery runs on 100% wind power through purchasing wind power from a wind farm in Upstate New York. Not many other breweries in the nation can make a statement like that. A small brewery making a big difference.

Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. in Chico, CA: We rave about Sierra Nevada a lot here, but even their commitment to the environment earns our praise.  With the solar panels on the roof, a fuel cell training lab on-site, and a machine that recycles expelled CO2 in the brewing process and uses it in dispensing their beer, Sierra Nevada sounds more like an experimental science lab than a brewery. All this is astonishing when you consider the size of the establishment. And the delicious beer they serve.

greatbrewGreat Lakes Brewing Co. in Cleveland, OH: Great Lakes Brewing is one of many breweries that recycles their barley and gives it to local farmers. But they’re one of the few breweries that makes a commitment to printing all menus and promotional material on recycled prodects, using biodiesel in delivery trucks and shuttles, and creating food from barley used in the brewing process. Any brewery that’s in the mood for reusing materials makes us want to reuse their beer when we’re thirsty.

Lakefront Brewery in Milwaukee, WI: Using 100% organic malts and hops, this smaller brewery in Wisconsin also makes a commitment to using wind energy as a source of power, as well as making a dedication to include Wisconsin growers in their plans for future beer production. The brewery also offers tours on Fridays that showcase the brewery’s dedication to a better environment through operational procedures that are making beer better and more eco-friendly.

newbelgiumNew Belgium Brewing in Fort Collins, CO: Using one of the most efficient brewing kettles in the country, treating their waste water in eco-friendly ways, and always pushing to reduce their carbon-footprint, New Belgium Brewing not only makes some great beer, but also does it all while making a positive impact that will be noticed by generations of beer drinkers to come. Plus, who ever wants to pass-up a Fat Tire when you find it on tap at a bar? Not us.

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Coney Island Sword Swallower Steel Hop Lager

August 22nd, 2009

coney_island_sword_swallowerSword Swallower is sex in bottle form.  No, it’s not quite that dirty, and the taste is certainly not that superb, but Shmaltz Brewing Company’s Coney Island Sword Swallower Steel Hop Lager is quite a naughty little vanity beer.  Some companies full-heartedly rely on their bottle art to grab drinkers, and Sword Swallower is definitely a drink fully aware of graphic appeal.  Paint a girl on the label in a red, low-cut dress; stick a sword down her throat; and toss in some words like “thrust,” “mouthfeel,” and “performance,” and BOOM, you’re looking at a dirty, dirty beer.

swordAs naughty as the beer sounded, and with the advertisement of eight separate hops, Sword Swallower had quite a build-up.  Despite having the proceeds from sales going to help Coney Island in New York, Sword Swallower turned out to be a last-call-at-the-bar-whabeert-should-I-go-home-with-tonight? kind of beer.  This Shmaltz Lager poured a fairly translucent, heavily filtered pearly-amber color that caught the light nicely.  It smelled fruity enough, and I was expecting some hits of orange and maybe a bit of spice—no such luck, though.  The eight hops began to show through up front, but considering their boasting of these eight special hops, I should feel like I’m biting into a hop plant.  Again, no such luck.  Sword Swallower actually disappeared quite quickly, and as much as I wanted something to “thrust” against my palate, or give me a throbbing “mouthfeel,” this beer was just a tease.

And so maybe it is a vanity beer and taste and method are tossed into the backseat.  Maybe the brewery is happy with raising some money for a good cause by marketing a so-so beer with sexy labeling—it got our attention after all.  The eye-popping label business model works well for Magic Hat, but the same problem plagues Magic Hat as it does Shmaltz—the bottle is the real draw here.  Bottle collectors, have at it.  Beer drinkers, leave it at the bar and head home.  You’ll feel better about it in the morning.

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