Beer Review: Jolly Pumpkin Oro de Calabaza

September 14th, 2010

I hope I'm not rushing into things too quickly here. (Photo via MK Heisler)

Jolly Pumpkin Artisan Ales in Dexter, MI

A new love is brewing. And I’m afraid it’s going to tear a friendship apart.

Gary waxed poetic not long ago about his fascination with the sour ale giants in Dexter, MI, Jolly Pumpkin Artisan Ales. I’d always been fascinated with their beers, but had only a brief time to sample their selections when I was still living in Michigan. The brewery was just starting to explode as I left the state, and my mind had still not been made up about these funky and sour beers that certainly didn’t taste like regular amber ales or stouts. A trip back to Ann Arbor for New Year’s tossed me into their new brewhouse downtown where I got my hands on a few of these other hard-to-come-by ales, but the jury was still out.

But here JP and I are again, finding ourselves in the same city, seeing each other at the same bars, and occasionally running into each other at our favorite stores. We chat a little bit, flirt, and decide to go out for drinks. I try to tell Gary, but I know it will hurt him right now since he’s on a brief hiatus in Arkansas, so I keep it short. I tell him we’re just friends. That’s all.

But, Gary, this is bad news, but I’m in love with Oro de Calabaza, and I’m afraid others might be, too.

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Beer Review: New Holland El Mole Ocho

September 9th, 2010

Go Away. Please, just go away.

New Holland Brewing Company in Holland, MI

You’re walking down Columbia. It’s not too late yet. We’re just into September. You remember that Septembers signal the beginnings of college football and the smell of drying leaves against a backdrop of cool nights where you can have your car window down almost all the way on your drive home. But it can get chilly late, late at night, at times when you’re out. But September in the East isn’t like that. September is still swampy–thick and sticky, like swimming in a pool of creamed corn that’s been on the oven for way too long. You’re walking, though, anyway, and you notice a man coming towards you. You don’t know him, so you ignore him, and he passes by you on the street. It’s still too hot, and the sun is just barely going to bed on the horizon, but you can’t see it. You only see this man, now right behind you, asking you, “Have you ever been to Mexico?” You say you haven’t been. From there, things go downhill. He invites you to walk with him, and he hands you an El Mole Ocho beer from New Holland Brewing.

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What’s the World’s Best Beer City?

August 31st, 2010

The Huffington Post has a pretty stock list up today about the world’s best beer cities. Gotta love these features from HuffPo that clearly try to just get reads for having “beer” or “bikini” in the title. What’s that? It caught my eye? And yours, too? Goddamnit.

Either way, it’s hard to disagree with most of the picks (Portland, Berlin, Bruges), but there are some oddities on the list, like Mexico City (really?) and Burlington, VT. Burlington, VT, home of the famous and much-loved on this blog, Magic Hat Brewing Company! What wild and funky beers they have!

Set between two beer-bustling cities – Montreal to the north, and Boston to the southeast – Burlington, Vermont is a university town with one of the best brew cultures in New England. Home to the quirky microbrewery Magic Hat, visitors can do as the local beer lovers do and sample homegrown brews such as #9, Fat Angel, and Blind Faith IPA, to name a few. Church Street, a four-block pedestrian-only zone buzzes with vibrant bars with top-notch beer on tap, including Vermont-brewed Otter Creek and the Long Trail beer collection, whose specialty beers change seasonally.

Yeah, whatever. When you need ten cities to fill out the rest of an article, you just start writing stuff in. “Oh, look HuffPo Intern 1, there’s a Magic Hat in the work fridge!” “Oh, awesome, HuffPo Intern 2. Let’s include that in our list!” “Neato!”

Regardless of the list, it did get me thinking of the better beer cities not just in the world, but in the U.S. Is D.C. getting closer to cracking a top ten, or has it already? Do number of breweries matter, or just the variety of beer bars and beer selection? I’ve got to think Denver would make my list, and certainly somewhere in Michigan. Anywhere in Montana making a push? What does everyone else think?

The Huffington Post — The 10 Best Cities For Beer Lovers to Visit

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Beer Review: Canadian Breakfast Stout

August 16th, 2010

Founders Brewing Company in Grand Rapids, MI

It’s not a secret around here that we’re big fans of stouts. Then when you combine that with any brewery in Michigan, you’re starting to get towards something special. Then tell me it’s from Founders, then I’m heading to grab this beer wherever it is. But, please, if you do come across a beer as rare as the Canadian Breakfast Stout, immediately stop all your work, steal a phone from the nearest person, and send me an e-mail, call me, or just throw up the BarBeerians signal into the sky. Finding a beer this delicious and this rare outside Michigan is damn near impossible, so when I saw some Twitters about the appearance of it at some local bars in the coming weeks, I could be happier. But what really surprised me was the appearance of it at the great Meridian Pint. Considering how new the bar is, I thought it would be impossible to get a rare beer at such a fresh place. However, after a brief conversation with owner John Andrade, I’m quite confident that more greatness will be coming from Meridian. And it all started with the CBS.

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Beer Review: Weizen Bam

August 14th, 2010

Jolly Pumpkin Artisan Ales in Dexter, MI

I have a crush on Jolly Pumpkin Artisan Ales.

You're too cute to stay mad at.

When I used to live in Ann Arbor, her and I hung out a lot. We spent long afternoons together among friends, just talking and enjoying the sunshine atop decaying fire escapes. And we spent some nights together, too, laying awake into the wee hours of the morning, challenging the other to fall asleep first. It was love in its most pure form.

But all things end in time. I took off for the big city life in Washington, D.C., and Pumpkin stayed behind in Michigan. I figured we’d never see each other again.

Then a few weeks ago, I got wind that she was in D.C., hopping from bar to bar.

I couldn’t contain my excitement.

After a few failed attempts at meeting up, we finally got together last week at Churchkey, a dimly lit, romantic beer bar — the perfect place for two former lovers to rekindle their flame.

Things started off well. Weizen Bam showed up fashionably late in a sexy tumbler, with a frothy white top and a bubbly mood that made me think she was just as excited to see me as I was her. Sometime during awkward introductions, I also caught a drift of her scent — a crisp, clean perfume that reminded me of a Michigan summer breeze. Before my first taste, I was already intoxicated.

But things soured after that. And not in the pleasant, Brettanomyces way.

Weizen Bam is cute on the outside, but she doesn’t have much going on below the surface. Frankly, she’s kind of dull, like a soured glass of Crystal Light instead of the wheaty, yeasty hefeweizen I expected. It could have been the fog of nostalgia, but Weizen Bam just didn’t live up to Jolly Pumpkin’s other beers, which stand out as complex blends of flavor. Needless to say, the rest of the date wasn’t as pleasant as I expected.

I left early, disappointed and out $9 — cheaper than most of my bad dates, but much more painful. They say you always fall hardest when expectations are highest.

I’m holding on to hope, though. The beer I know and love is still out there. Please, Ron Jeffries, send it to D.C. A bottle of Oro. Or, better yet, a bottle of Bière de Mars. Then others can experience the love I once had but lost.

(P.S. I’m a new guy. I live in Washington, D.C. near Matt. I’ll write a bit about D.C. beer and my homebrewing operation. I usually won’t write in painfully extended metaphor, but I make no promises.)

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Beer Review: Oberon Ale

March 31st, 2010

Bell’s Brewing, Inc. in Kalamazoo, MI

Oh, the the signal of summer in the Midwest starts with the appearance of the big blue cases of Bell’s Oberon in every supermarket, beer specialty market, or even iffy-looking convenience store–and for good reason. It’s hard to find a better compliment to a muggy and hot summer day than an Oberon. You’re just as likely to see it in six-pack form or on draft as you are to find it in a mini-keg. It’s never too potent, and it’s never too tame. But I’ve heard rumors from friends who’ve lived in the Western Michigan area that Bell’s Oberon used to be significantly better than what it is today. It all makes sense considering how much Oberon shows up in all regions of the country, and that Bell’s needed to tone-down the product to make it more consumer-friendly (read: cheap) and to push it toward the summer staple category. Well, whatever they did, it pretty much worked.  Ask any Michigander the beer of summer, and they’ll tell you without hesitation that it’s Oberon. Ask any craft beer drinker anywhere now what their summer beer is, and you might hear the same. So upon seeing it at the beer market, I knew summer was coming. And that’s it’s Oberon time.

Oberon just looks like a summer delicacy, filling the glass in a warm-colored combination between a dark and unfiltered lemonade color and an orange juice pumped up with steroids. The thickness seems almost overpowering (almost smoothie-like), with a nose that speaks of spiciness and floral and citrusy-orange pulses. The foamy and off-white head is the only thing that would make you think this isn’t a beast of a wheat beer, but the taste is what convinces you. With the first sips you can already tell this isn’t a dangerous beer, but it’s also no slouch with some smooth and creamy touches of citrus fruit sliding over the tongue like slippery river water. The orange is clearly the most pronounced flavor, but it’s certainly mellow. I’ve  had the beer before at the bar with an orange slice served on the top, and it definitely has a very different flavor profile without the added fruit. But I stand by the assumption that if a brewer wanted it to have more orange flavor, they would have brewed it in.You don’t add extra cucumber to a California roll. Even so, the smooth orange flavor gets patted down by the nice wheat and lemon end notes. Where some wheat beers go for the kill, Oberon hangs back and chooses smoothness over chunkiness. If you’ve ever had a thick and intense wheat beer, then you’ll understand what I’m saying.

Oberon isn’t a beer that’s great year round. You couldn’t convince me to drink this in early January–it just wouldn’t feel right. But when the sun starts showing its face a bit more and when the temperatures start creeping a little higher, you get a feeling on your tongue for something a little fruitier and drinkable than dark sludge. No wonder Oberon has such a following as a summer beer–try one, and you’ll forever associate it with the warmest season. And the best season.

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Whole Foods Cranbrook is now Selling Growlers

March 1st, 2010

Alright, this one is for all of our Michigan readers, well maybe only those in Ann Arbor. Whole Foods Cranbrook is now selling and filling growlers! They seem a little pricey to get filled, but that is compared to the rates here. I have no idea what it costs to fill growlers in Michigan, any help? Oh, they also currently have Bell’s Batch 9,000 Ale on tap. To top it off, you can enjoy a delicious pint while you do your grocery shopping!

Full Story at AnnArbor.com

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Beer Review: Batch 9000

February 24th, 2010

Bell’s Brewing Company in Kalamazoo, MI

I think I’ve been too kind lately. I really can’t remember throwing two glowing reviews up on the site before now. I try to be more than a little critical when it comes to beer. After all, there are a lot of brews out there, so there’s no reason for me to waste your time with saying, “Yeah, this beer is just fine; you should drink it,” when I really think it’s bad. Mediocrity has no place in the beer tasting world. Take a look at any great beer store and count the number of beers you’ve never had. Hopefully that number is in the hundreds, and hopefully, I can pick out 10% of those that are significantly better than OK. The rest we shouldn’t have to deal with. So when I find a beer I really like, I have a need to share my love with the world in the form of an overly verbose feature on said fantastic beer. Enter Bell’s Batch 9000, the newest edition to the Bell’s x000s series correlating to the number of batches of beer they’ve made. I remember trying Bell’s Batch 8000 at Ashley’s in Ann Arbor with who would eventually become my girlfriend. She loved the Imperial Witbier; I thought it was beyond disgusting. So when I heard about Batch 9000 and how it was to be a Imperial Stout-esque beer, I was a little worried about the flavor. Was the Batch 8000 a one-off or just the norm for their Batch series? Well, after snooping out a six-pack, I can more than confidently say that Batch 9000 tops most other Bell’s beers, and many other beers that you will ever discover.

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Beer Review: Kentucky Breakfast Stout

February 23rd, 2010

Founders Brewing Company in Grand Rapids, MI

When you find a bottle of Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout, you savor it, you love it, you cuddle it, you hold it until you can’t hold it anymore and you let it go into the glass and you savor one last night with it like you’ll never see it again. This is how I feel about this beer. Before I even begin, I can say that it is the best beer I’ve ever had. This wasn’t the first time I’d had it; no, I liked it enough to bring a bottle across the country back to Montana with me just to have and hold and to eventually celebrate some great occasion with. Well, before I left Montana again, it seemed like a perfect time to dive into a glass of perfection. I’d had the bottle cellar-aged for about eight months, but I’m sure this gem would only continue its rise to a bigger and better beer if I’d let it sit for a few more months or even a few more years. It only comes out once a year and bottles are super hard to come by. So if you find a stray bottle, capture it immediately. Unless I’m standing right behind you. There might be a shank fight on your hands then. The beer really is that good.

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Beer Review: Special Double Cream Stout

February 8th, 2010

Bell’s Brewery in Kalamazoo, MI

For as much time as I spent in Michigan, I rarely found myself drinking Bell’s beer. It’s also usually one of the first beer-related questions I receive after telling someone I spent four years in Michigan—“Wow, man, you must drink a ton of Bell’s beer!” Yes, I did delve into the occasional Oberon or wonderful Two-Hearted IPA (purchased a mini-keg of said beer for the Super Bowl, so expect a review of that shortly), but I mainly stuck to Founders despite the love people show for Bell’s. But already I’ve noticed after moving to DC the extreme number of great micros from the Midwest that eventually get filtered out here. Maybe it’s because the East Coast beer scene isn’t quite that strong (sorry, it’s true) but whatever the reason, I’m pretty happy to see the shelves here stocked with most mass-marketed Founders beers, along with many of the selections from Bell’s. And one of the beers I remember loving in college but that somehow slipped from my memory was Bell’s Special Double Cream Stout. And after trying it again, it won’t leave my head for quite some time.

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