For the few of you who bought a pair of Reef Sandals and always wished you had another ridiculous beer accessory,  we have the perfect thing for you. The Happy Hour Watch will provide you with countless great party conversations about how you use your watch as opposed to a beer key or lighter to open your beers. In addition it lets your know what time of day it is once a day, and you guessed it, its at 5 o’clock! All at only $50 a pop. All things considered, I hope no one is buying this product. Your cellphone or watch you already have takes care of the time issue, and much more clearly. There are also a plethora of other things, including a piece of paper! Instead of wasting your money on this gag gift, use it to buy yourself some nice bottles of beer and worry about how to open them later.