What Would Santa Drink?

December 21st, 2009

santa_beerOK, I know we’re getting a little post heavy on the Santa and the Christmas and the ho ho ho, but deal with it–it’s Christmas time for God’s sake. You know, the time to celebrate America’s love for overabundance and electricity and lights and trees in houses and presents and good freakin’ beer. Oh, and Jesus being born. That’s probably involved somehow, too.

Anyway, despite some of the stranger posts we’ve had lately, today’s article from Joe Sixpack (how I wish this was a real name) explores the historical connection between Santa, a/k/a St. Nicholas, f/k/a The Big Guy in Red and beer. Not just by the beers Santa has named after him, but historically. And Santa’s had quite a journey.

In fact, from the very beginning, Santa Claus was a man of drink.

His alter ego is Nicholas of Myra, a fourth-century Turkish do-gooder who was venerated as St. Nicholas, the ancient patron of assorted riffraff, including prostitutes, lawyers and, yes, brewers.

St. Nick eventually morphed into Santa Claus, the fat, jolly, pipe-smoking elf popularized by Clement Moore’s “A Visit from St. Nicholas.” Shortly after Thomas Nast illustrated Santa’s image for Harpers Weekly in 1863, advertisers began using him to shill everything, from shoes to cigars to, yes, suds.

bud_santaIn 1900, one magazine advertisement proclaimed, “Wherever children look for Santa Claus, Schlitz beer is known as the standard.” Around the same time, Consumers Brewing assured drinkers in newspaper ads that, while “Santa Claus himself is reluctant to give away our beer . . . we have plenty to go ’round.”

And so it went, from the Clydesdales pulling a sleigh full of Budweiser to Spuds Mackenzie dressed in a red Santa suit.

The article also goes on to describe some of the troubles Santa’s had with his image connected to beer during prohibition, and whether certain groups think it’s responsible for a man so loved by young children to be a borderline beer snob.

Joe also talks about trying to get a hold of real Santa and asking him what he’d drink this time of year. I think Santa’s answer is a good one.

“Like we say at the North Pole,” he replied when I asked his favorite. “I’m making a list.”

Check out the article here. It really is a great read and the historical connections between the Big Red Guy and beer are rather strong. Happy drinking, Santa.

(Via Philly.com)

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The 12 Beers of Christmas (and Montana Monday!): Biere de Noel

December 21st, 2009

We're counting down to Christmas with 12 beers that resonate with the feel of the holiday. Some beers were nice; some beers were naughty. This is The 12 Beers of Christmas. Enjoy!

We're counting down to Christmas with 12 beers that resonate with the feel of the holiday. Some beers were nice; some beers were naughty. This is The 12 Beers of Christmas. Enjoy!

Big Sky Brewing in Missoula, MT

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For our eighth beer of Christmas, we picked something special. Just like Rudolph’s red nose, the Biere de Noel from Big Sky Brewing stuck out to us like no other beer at the store. In a gorgeous 750 ml bottle with a wrapping around the neck, a charming, Christmasy label and a hand-numbered bottle count, the Biere de Noel had us very excited. We thought this would be our top beer of Christmas. Needless to say, we couldn’t wait to dig into this one.

Biere de Noel labels itself as a dark Belgian ale, which we’re starting to become accustomed to with the other Christmas beers we’ve been working through. We split the bottle among a bunch of friends, a way I would recommend drinking this one. After pouring out a gorgeous dark, reddish honey color, the scent from the glass lightly tickled the air with sprinklings of sweeter fruit and a slightly toxic hint that was barley wine-esque.

The first sips, though, let us down more than we expected. The booze was maybe the most pronounced feature of the brew, with the high-octane fruit flavor popping strongly on the tongue. Caught somewhere between a syrupy-sweet burnt caramel taste and something like a port wine, the Biere de Noel had a lot of flavor, but the flavor combo made it slightly hard to drink. Getting through a full glass of this was a battle for most, and pairing this with a dessert or food would be hard. This is strictly a session beer but without the sessionability. That said, this could be a nice end to a long day (the bottle shows Santa kicking back on Dec. 26th with a glass of the Biere de Noel, after all) if you’re looking for a strong warmer that’s packing a whole bunch of flavor.

Despite being a gorgeous looking beer and one that gets huge points for bottle design, Big Sky’s Biere de Noel was a slight letdown. Maybe we got a little too high on this one before tasting, or maybe the $13.00 price tag pushed our expectations over the top. However, if you’re a fan of Belgian dark ales, you might want to find a bottle of this and give it a try as a nice appetizer to a dinner party. Just don’t blame us if your group struggles with it as much as ours did.

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The 12 Beers of Christmas: Père Noël

December 20th, 2009
We're counting down to Christmas with 12 beers that resonate with the feel of the holiday. Some beers were nice; some beers were naughty. This is The 12 Beers of Christmas. Enjoy!

We're counting down to Christmas with 12 beers that resonate with the feel of the holiday. Some beers were nice; some beers were naughty. This is The 12 Beers of Christmas. Enjoy!

BB28322H-itemBrouwerij De Ranke in Wevelgem, Belgium

Well, folks, we’re in the second half of the beers of Christmas. Most of them have been sweet, darker winter beers; the Brewery De Ranke, however, has provided us with a little change of pace: the Père Noël, a hoppy Christmas ale. This brew is a treat for anyone who wishes Christmas beers were a pinch more bitter. While not as sweet as many of the other ales we’ve tried for Christmas, the Père Noël doesn’t sacrifice the warmth of alcohol with its 7% ABV.

Before even pouring the beer, we could clearly tell it was unfiltered. Even in the bottle, the liquid was quite hazy, and I would suggest pouring it out of the bottle and leaving a layer on the bottom if your bottle is aged. The Strong Belgian Ale poured a cloudy amber and emitted a fruity (perhaps apricot) nose with notes of alcohol. The Père Noël was one of the most complex beers I’ve tasted. Alan described it as “absolutely lovely.” It begins with a touch sweet that turns into a bitter grapefruit citrus, has a slight booze finish, and leaves you with a bitter aftertaste on the tongue.

logo_splashAs far as Christmas beers go, this one is a winner! It is not your typical sweet boozy Christmas beer like a barleywine; however, it is completely delightful. It would be great as an apertif before dinner, or just sitting around with a few people getting the night started. Regardless, the Père Noël is a great way to celebrate Christmas and my hat is off to the Brewery De Ranke and all the others in Belgium who are brewing such great Christmas ales.

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The 12 Beers of Christmas: De La Senne Zinnebir

December 19th, 2009

beers-of-xmasDe La Senne Brewery in Brussels, Belgium

So we’ve encountered some good ones, and we’ve run across some bad ones over the first week of The 12 Beers of Christmas, and today’s De La Senne X-Mas Zinnebir is a brew that hovers around the top end of the beers we’ve tasted thus far. Certainly one of the more cryptic labels we’ve seen, the X-Mas Zinnebir caught our eye right away (seriously, what the hell are we looking at?). Plus, Belgium certainly has the Christmas beer market on lockdown, and have produced some varied beers that are hard to find coming out of American craft breweries. The name “Zinnebir” loosely translates to “little bastards” in Belgian, and has previously been a term used to describe stray dogs and now often refers to children with mixed-language speaking parents. All right, so maybe little bastards and Christmas aren’t exactly connected, but we thought we’d give Zinnebir a go anyway.

De La Senne X-Mas Zinnebir poured much like you’d expect a barley wine to: a crisp, amber-red color with a little head. ZinnebirThe smell made the hints of a barley wine even more pronounced, with a slight fruity smell, maybe apple, showing through. When we went in for the taste, the sweet scent trickled lightly into a softer and more pillowy hop-sweetness. The subtle apple flavor was hanging around again but only for a brief time. The X-Mas Zinnebir had some alcoholic weight to it, but nothing more than you’d expect out of a standard Belgian-style ale. I was surprised to find some much hop flavor and subtle sweetness out of a beer that felt so thin. The purity and crispness of the hops was also something worth mentioning, almost in the same realm as something from Bayern Brewing Company. If you like the flavors and taste of a barley wine but don’t want to be run over to the Alcoholic Express, this would be a very good match. Enjoying this one with some light, flavorful desserts would be a good choice.

A name like “little bastard” might be a touch too strong for this rather tame and kind brew. It’s definitely a sipping beer, but only because enjoying the subtle flavors and uncovering the fruity flourishes make this a beer worth savoring. It might not scream Christmas, but it also doesn’t scream racial and cultural tensions in the homes of Belgium, nor does it attack you like a stray dog. Maybe we’re missing some more back story on this one but for the time being, we’ll just sit back on a calm night and enjoy this delightful concoction.

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The 12 Beers of Christmas: Solstice D’hiver

December 18th, 2009
We're counting down to Christmas with 12 beers that resonate with the feel of the holiday. Some beers were nice; some beers were naughty. This is The 12 Beers of Christmas. Enjoy!

We're counting down to Christmas with 12 beers that resonate with the feel of the holiday. Some beers were nice; some beers were naughty. This is The 12 Beers of Christmas. Enjoy!

Brasserie Dieu Du Ciel in Quebec, Canada

Solstice_HiverFor the fifth day of Christmas, we check out what our neighbors up north have going on for the winter brew season: the Solstice D’hiver from Brasserie Dieu Du Ciel. Not only do they brew beer with hard to pronounce names (I don’t speak any French), but they also have some very cool art for their bottles! Lucky for me, they translate all their beers’ names on their website. They also have some great names such as Horn of the Devil APA (Corne du diable) or the Celestial Elixer Pilsner (Élixir Céleste); the one that concerns us today however, is the Winter Solstice Barleywine (Solstice D’hiver). They brew it once a year and let it age for four to five months, and the wait is well worth it.

After pouring two small glasses of this dark, reddish hazelnut-colored brew, we could immediately smell the sweet, boozy, roasted caramel nectar we were about to imbibe. Although this barleywine had something else going on with it, too. It was slightly more hoppy smelling than others I have had. It started off sweet onto the palate and transitioned into a touch of booze (not much considering its only 9% ABV), with a nicely bitter and roasted caramel finish. Overall, it was a delightful winter warmer.

brasserie-dieuAfter the first Canadian beer to be reviewed by the BarBEERians, I am very excited for some more. The Solstice D’hiver was a tastefully done barleywine. Despite the high score I give this beer, it is definitively a treat beer. At five dollars for a 12 oz. bottle, it is not affordable to buy a six pack for the evening. Luckily, you don’t have to, because it is strong enough and full of flavor, I would recommend buying a single bottle to sit and sip with a friend.

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The 12 Beers of Christmas: Winter’s Bourbon Cask Ale

December 17th, 2009

beers-of-xmasAnheuser-Busch in St. Louis, MO

We don’t find many bourbon-centric beers in Montana. I’m not sure why this is, especially considering Montana’s love for whiskey. However, when we find a beer at our favorite local beer market with a description like so, we’re very pumped:

During even the coldest of weather, warm up to the smooth, robust taste of our Winter’s Bourbon Cask Ale. Full of rich aromas that you find in the winter months, hints of vanilla and flavorful hops, this is a beer that is great for pouring into a large tulip glass and enjoying with friends around a fireplace.

WinterCaskAleYes, please, serve us a big–nay, a HUGE tulip glass and let us sit before a bonfire and have our way with a delicious vanilla and bourbon beer. Fantastic, we think. But then we read the label: Michelob. Now, we’d been hearing for awhile now that Michelob has branched out into the craft brewing market with a tasty pumpkin ale, and other beverages that we’ve actually heard some good things about. So what the hell–it’s Christmas and we want some warm, Christmasy beers, and we’re in the mood for some good cheer and ho ho ho etc. We decided to throw out our dislike for Anheuser-Busch and to give Winter’s Bourbon Cask Ale a try.

Right off the bat, it was like we had the wrong beer poured in this Winter’s Bourbon bottle. I was expecting a dark, thick beer to come drooling out of the bottle. Instead, we got a rather watery and super translucent apple cider-colored concoction that didn’t have any sort of bourbon smell wafting from the glass. The nose on the beer wasn’t anything too special either, with some touches of vanilla being crowded out by an almost manufactured hop smell. But the real kicker was the taste. I try not to be too hard on beers, even if I don’t like them, but this brew deserves a scolding. A slippery and slimy mouthfeel was complimented with the strangest, artificial, and downright repugnant taste I have ever found in a beer. boruFighting through just a half glass of this clunker was hard enough. To stay in the Christmas mood, imagine shoving a plastic Christmas tree that has been smothered in artificial vanilla extract, and then forcefully and carelessly rammed down your throat. Trust me, this beer is maybe even worse than that.

Sometimes on Christmas, you get a wonderful new 56″, LCD television under the tree. But sometimes, you also find Uncle Warren’s famous cheese puff and apple chip fruitcake. This Winter’s Bourbon Cask Ale? Yeah, it’s the damn cheese puff fruitcake. If you find this beer underneath your tree, we suggest acting nice about receiving it–it’s the right thing to do. But, after everyone has left, take your 6-pack up on the roof and have a contest with your friends and family to see who can chuck into your neighbor Ron’s Christmas Castle of Wonderment. You’d get more enjoyment out of it that way than we did having to drink this gross thing.

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The 12 Beers of Christmas: Brrr

December 16th, 2009

beers-of-xmasWidmer Brothers Brewery in Portland, OR

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… a whole bunch of winter and Christmas in a bottle. OK, so Brrr from Widmer Brothers isn’t exactly a Christmas beer, but it’s certainly a very tasty and very drinkable winter brew that might be a requirement when the in-laws start coming over or when you’ve opened your sixth present and you’re still looking at socks, ties, and more socks. That’s when you know it’s time for a Brrr.

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Pouring a filtered, brown-redish amber color, the Widmber Brothers brew smelled slightly hoppy, with maybe a touch of malt tickling the nose. The flavor had a nice combo of the aforementioned hops and ended with a nice malty finish. The mouthfeel was syrupy, but in a very light and pleasant way, with the hops really being the most distinct and reoccurring treat in this beer.

You could easily down a six-pack of this in a sitting, but with the ABV hovering around 7%, I’m not sure I could recommend that.

If this is indeed a winter warmer as the Widmer Bros. say it is, it’s certainly lower down on the scale of having all the redeeming qualities I’m looking for in a strong and commanding warmer. However, as a really nice throwback beer that you can drink setting up the Christmas tree, or while looking for one, this beer might just do the trick. Even try pairing it with some lighter holiday food and you’ll be saying, “Brrr…” in the best way possible.

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Best Beer Books

December 15th, 2009

beer_bookI’m finding it harder and harder every year to come up with good gift items, not only for other people, but for myself especially. By the age of 23, I feel like I’ve received everything that is really appropriate as a Christmas gift, so my Christmas list the last few years has been pretty sparse. However, if you’re a beer lover, there are endless gadgets, supplies, and products to satisfy the appetite of even the most amateur beer snob.

But one gift that really works well for a beer lover of any variety is beer literature. Now, you could fill an entire library with books on beer if you wanted, but that wouldn’t be very practical or cheap (though if you do have a beer book library in your house, I owe you a cold one). However, giving the gift of beer literature is a great holiday gift, and something I’d really recommend. I’d like to single out five reads that are great for all beer lovers. Enjoy.

UltimateBeer“Ultimate Beer” by Michael Jackson; $19.77 from Amazon.com
No, not that Michael Jackson. But this Michael Jackson should probably be just as famous. One of the world’s foremost beer intellectuals, Mr. Jackson presents “Ultimate Beer,” a large, hardcover coffee table book that’s perfect for anyone looking to pair beers with food, or to just look at the wonderful photos. Michael Jackson goes into great detail about the types of beer throughout the world, and when to enjoy each of these types. A perfect book for anyone who knows everything about beer, or for someone who is just getting into tasting on their own, “Ultimate Beer” is the book that will have anyone with beer on the mind in a great mood this holiday season.

“The Beer Book” by Sam Calagione; $16.50 from Amazon.com
A book I own and love, “The Beer Book” by Sam Calagione, founder of Dogfish Head, is the perfect book for anyone obsessed with American craft breweries. Featuring short profiles from breweries all over the United States, as well as the world, “The Beer Book” is the encyclopedia of the breweries you need to know about. Interspersed in the shorter profiles are longer features on the various beer types, as well as deeper looks into brewing processes, background info on where beer came from, and in-depth looks into some of the stranger beers and breweries in the world. This book is a must for anyone looking to branch out in their beer tasting, and it provides a handy checklist for making sure you’ve been to as many breweries as possible. Spoiler alert: you have got a long, long, long, long, long way to go before you reach them all.

howtobrew“How to Brew: Everything You Need To Know To Brew Beer Right The First Time” by John Palmer; $13.57 from Amazon.com
This is the book you must own if you want to become the next Great American Brewer. John Palmer tells you how to make beer without leaving out any details. Palmer sets the foundation to start creating your own beer the right way, all while displaying his wonderful wit and prose. The book might seem a little overwhelming for the first time brewer, but if you want to know how to make beer, and how to make it right, this is a great place to start. Even if you’ve brewed before, there’s nothing like learning new techniques and also moving toward making your own beer totally from scratch.

“Radical Brewing: Recipes, Tales and World-Altering Meditations in a Glass” by Randy Mosher; $13.57 from Amazon.com
If Palmer’s book is your first vehicle, then “Radical Brewing: Recipes, Tales and World-Altering Meditations in a Glass” is your Corvette. Mosher doesn’t settle for creating just the standard beers. He wants to show even the guy next-door that making wild beers isn’t far from reality. When Michael Jackson is writing the foreword, you know this is a special book. If you’re a first time brewer, you might want to pick this one up a little tentatively, but don’t be afraid to shoot for the moon when you’re just starting out. The best beers in the world can be made this way. With Mosher’s guidance, you’ll be creating unique beers that may not even exist yet in no time at all.

ambitiousbrew“Ambitious Brew: The Story of American Beer” by Marueen Ogle; $10.20 from Amazon.com
We may not all be fans of the macrobreweries and the beers they’re pumping out today, but America’s current beer establishment owes a lot to those once burgeoning giants. Maureen Ogle’s “Ambitious Brew: The Story of American Beer” chronicles the rise of the American brewery, its journey through prohibition, and how the microbreweries have to the forefront today. A beer book for the history lover, Ogle’s research uncovers interesting anecdotes about all things brew, including the fact that we’re the ones to blame for the big-time breweries producing weaker brews. This should be required reading for any American history class.

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On the Second Day of Christmas… Celebration Ale!

December 15th, 2009
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We're counting down to Christmas with 12 beers that resonate with the feel of the holiday. Some beers were nice; some beers were naughty. This is The 12 Beers of Christmas. Enjoy!

sncelebrationaleYesterday’s brew, the Seriously Bad Elf, was more of one you might get as a stocking stuffer or maybe to enjoy over a meal. Today, something more affordable and just as delicious: Sierra Nevada’s Celebration Ale. In my mind, I have this preconception that bigger breweries brew beer that is maybe not quite as tasty as what the small guys are putting out. Sierra Nevada has proved my wrong again! Their Celebration Ale is great and a perfect selection for a hoppy New Year.

This really is a beer to celebrate with. It’s a reddish amber with lots of carbonation, resulting in a frothy head with good retention, and it was not as dark as I had expected. I have constantly been surprised by how light these Christmas beers are. The nose was light and floral with a touch of fruit to it, a perfect prelude to the beer itself. At 6.8% ABV, the celebration was not too boozy in taste, but there is enough in there to warm you up. Maybe not at these sub-zero temperatures we’re seeing in Montana, but in Chico, I’m sure its fine. The ale was a full-bodied, well-rounded, smooth hop beer. Not overly sweet, but filling and with a bit of a fruity finish.

Celebration_AleSierra Nevada’s Celebration ale is definitely a beer worth celebrating (with). I can see myself picking up a few more of these to share with friends through the holiday season. Happy drinking, and don’t forget to tune in tomorrow for the third beer of Christmas!

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Sleighing Under the Influence (SUI)?

December 14th, 2009

santa_drinkingAn ad campaign in Canada for Labatt Blue is getting quite a bit of flack online today. The ads, which are showing up in convenience stores across Canada, feature a sign that says, “Leave one out for Santa. He’s driving.” However, the ads are for non-alcoholic Labatt, but that doesn’t seem to matter to some.

“I don’t think that’s quite appropriate,” said Kathleen Clifford, 65, who saw the ad at a Mac’s at Gerrard and Mutual Sts. yesterday.

“Children see that and they think we’d better leave beer for Santa instead of cookies and milk.” she said. “I have grandchildren and great-granchildren and I don’t approve of it. “Maybe I’m an old fuddy-duddy.”

Wonder what Ms. Clifford would think if she saw all of the Santa and Christmas related beers released during this time of year. Interestingly enough, MADD, a group which you would think wouldn’t be fans of such an ad campaign, are pretty indifferent to the whole thing.

“This is not drinking and driving. It’s a Labatt issue and whatever their philosophy is behind the ad is certainly up to them,” said MADD Canada president Margaret Miller.

So this story got the lawyer in me thinking about the legality of actually drinking a non-alcoholic beer while operating a car, sleigh, lawnmower, snow blower, etc. I had planned on doing lots of legal research and maybe calling a few attorneys, but that sounds like a job for a newspaper that is only available online now, doesn’t it? Oh, well, yes. Yes it does.

hesdrivingSo, the reader wonders: “Can non-alcoholic beer, containing less than 0.5 percent alcohol by volume (ABV), be consumed while driving? Or is that considered an ‘open container’ violation?”

After reviewing the law, State Patrol Trooper Dan McDonald gave the reader’s question some thought and according to his interpretation, it would be a violation. But’s he’s not sure the officer would issue a citation.

“If there is any alcohol in it, then that is a violation. Even if it’s something like one-half of 1 percent, technically that’s still alcohol, according to the letter of the law, McDonald said. “But I think the officer’s discretion would come into hand. Everything is situational.”

Granted this law applies to only Washington, but I assume the law is pretty generally accepted throughout the rest of the U.S. as well, maybe even Canada. So, Santa, you might want to rethink drinking one of those non-alcoholic beers that gets left out by a generous and fun-loving six-year-old. And all you other aspiring Santas might want to be careful with your non-alcoholic libations when operating your own vehicle, lest you fall into the realm of “officer’s discretion.”

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