A Friendly Reminder
I post this only because it might be the best headline I’ve ever seen. It’s an article from something called The Police News, whatever that is. Be careful out there, beer drinkers:
Drinking beer and peeing in police parking lot not smart
GulfCoastPoliceNews.Com – Clute
The Police News
January 4, 2010CLUTE – It would be difficult for most men to do sober, but Clute police say 24-year old Sidney Francis Early stood in the parking lot of their police station, drank and beer and peed at the same time.
That, of course, did not set well with them, so he was promptly placed in the local jail and charged with being drunk in public.
Hope everyone had a good holiday. And that your name isn’t Sidney Francis Early.
Matt
Matt is a freelance journalist, fiction, and nonfiction writer. He recently graduated from the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor with a degree in English and a subconcentration in creative writing. Matt enjoys watching Arsenal soccer games, Michigan football, and all things beer—especially stouts and anything imperial. He can be reached at mbemery@gmail.com.
